What is this 'Social Life' of which you speak?

deeperstateofmind:

whitelaws:

omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris extra-hard with the prop hypos each take for revenge because Chris used to whack him in the face with his sausage hands during the breaks in between takes

sausage hands

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And he started to sink and he was dying.

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tentonparasol:

    You’re my kill of the night. (X)

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henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

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booshbaby:

Tony: “Jarvis, how are we?”
Jarvis: “It’s totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.” 

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Mads Mikkelsen photographed by Gerard Giaume

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spindip:

THREE DALEKS ENTER AN ESTABLISHMENT WHERE INFERIOR RACES GATHER FOR LIQUID REFRESHMENT. THE FIRST DALEK DEMANDS OIL FROM THE REFRESHMENT SUPPLIER. THE SECOND DALEK DEMANDS OIL FROM THE REFRESHMENT SUPPLIER. THE THIRD DALEK DEMANDS WATER FROM THE REFRESHMENT SUPPLIER. THE REFRESHMENT SUPPLIER INQUIRES WHY THE FIRST TWO DALEKS REQUESTED OIL BUT THE THIRD DALEK REQUESTED WATER. THE THIRD DALEK EXTERMINATES THE REFRESHMENT SUPPLIER.

Totally just read this in a Dalek voice and now I can’t breathe.

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